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HomePod Plus

“The home pod only works with an Apple product! If you lose your phone or it’s dead, your f****** toast!

iPhone 2X

“It just makes absolutely no sense for Apple to make a phone with a screen on both sides! You can’t buy a case and we all know Apple phone’s screens are NOTORIOUS for cracking!” -Carrie, Georgia

iPhone 2X

“Apple making the camera an actual attachment is completely stupid. Whoever is on their design team that came up with that can kick rocks with open toed shoes!” -Ryan, California

And Even More Reviews…

Rating: 1 out of 5.

“Piss Poor”

“I once ran out of batteries for my front door camera and my HomePod didn’t even alert me! I was robbed twice in a week, by the same people! Had my HomePod alerted me, maybe I wouldn’t have been robbed the second time!”

Fiona

Rating: 0.5 out of 5.

“A Monstrosity”

“My Homepod triggers my security alarm over the smallest things. My cat jumped into the window seal and it called the police. This has happened on numerous occasions.”

Joseph

Rating: 2 out of 5.

“What was Apple thinking?”

“My iPhone 2X ended up freezing on the Homepod app while I was attempting to change my thermostat and it ended up turning my heater on in the summer!”

Michelle

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